none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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