I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
