we made out on top of his cat.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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