im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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