Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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