if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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