THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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