garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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