you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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