So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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