did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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