Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize