She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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