508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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