Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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