Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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