Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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