He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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