I accidentally had phone sex last night
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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