Me too!
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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