I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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