problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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