"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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