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Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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