hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you didnt know i had herpes?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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