it wasn't lemon gatorade
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm both gender and math confused
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