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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(732): View more from New Jersey

is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me

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(512): View more from Texas

got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.

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(916): View more from California

I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.

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(813): View more from Florida

I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it

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(661): View more from California

U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings

(707): View more from California

My liver misses your liver

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