I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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