Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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