Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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