Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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