wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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