hotel room ftw
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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