But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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