I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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