i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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