Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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