My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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