READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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