Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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