Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
