So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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