so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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