I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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