You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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