I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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