oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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