I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Randomize
