See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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