I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize
