? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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