trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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