I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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