I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
of course. lets lasso hookers.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Enjoy the penises
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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