You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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