so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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